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Hi! My name is Janna. I live on the second floor....not really. The third actually. Anyhow, my geographic location is not important. What IS important is me....and movies. I am currently working in a video store, and going to school. So I have the "low-down", if you will. I also can be found at the movie theatre more than the employees...so therefore; I am an expert. Now, you may be thinking: "What a loser.", and you'd be right. I am a loser. But, so are you. I mean how the hell did you find this site anyway? I'm getting off track now. The point is, this is my page and it's all about movies and a little bit about me. If you say you don't like it, I probably won't believe you, just so you know. Also, if you are feeling insulted by anything I say, it most likely stems from your feelings of guilt over your horrendous taste in film. That's right. You better check yo-self, before you wreck yo-self!
What's on this lame-ass site anyway?
That's a damn good question. Well, for one...a lot of profanity. Aside from that...there are plenty of reviews, pictures, and most importantly...my thoughts. Obviously ego-mania will run rampant on my part as well. You will also notice that all my pages are titled with random phrases from the movie "Aliens". The only reason for this is that I find it amusing. You most likely will not, but that's fine. I live only to amuse myself. I also have included one entire page devoted to the movie itself, and one page of stills from the movie.
Favorite Guest comment:
"Sometimes when I'm alone, I touch myself. It tickles."-Daniel
You know Daniel, I think we all feel that way sometimes.
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Latest crap:
My fantabulous review of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone". I'm right by the way.
"Moulin Rouge" reviewed
"The Abyss" special edition DVD reviewed
"Mr. Tasteful's Pornographic Review."--He's crude. He's disgusting. He's devastatingly handsome!
Just so you know:
The "Aliens" pics page is the bane of my discontent. I'm working on fixing it, but you will find that some images and captions just don't feel like showing up. Hope you enjoy it anyway.
As God as my witness!!!
I hope to add a FAQ page, a guest review page, and a page for my favorite guest comments. That's all on your shoulders man. Put some spring in your step!
E-mail me: janna@cybermind-usa.net
Also....SIGN MY GUEST BOOK!!!!
This pic is from one of my favorite movies. If you don't like this movie, you are a moron and probably spout words such as "pretentious" and say that it "glorifies violence". Well, that doesn't make you sound any more intelligent, just so you know.
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